“I Wish My Appendix Would Just Burst So My Trainer Will Leave Me Alone”, and Other Things I Think While at the Gym…

16Feb12

Okay, I’m going to be perfectly honest and transparent here, folks…I would rather eat a Big Mac than work out (of course, most of you already know that). That being said, I still work out all the time tirelessly on occasion. I put on my best neon-coloured spandex outfit, my trendiest terry-cloth sweatband, and pull […]

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Tags: Education, exhaustion, friends, gym, humor, slow motion, spandex outfit, terry cloth sweatband, treadmill, working out

10 Reasons Why I Want to Break Up With Myself

26Jan12

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and said to yourself, “Self, although I love you very much, I don’t think I can stand to be with you every day. You see, you tend to do things that annoy me and I’m not sure I can live with that anymore. I think we […]

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Tags: breaking up, friends, humor, relationships, road rage, road trip, Technology, toronto traffic, william hung, Zack Morris

A Series of Unfortunate Events: College Edition

30Jun11

Since so many of you love it when I tell embarrassing stories (like the one in this post), I thought I’d share another one with you. Once again, it has to do with my university days, but before I get to the embarrassing part, let’s set the scene for this, a series of unfortunate events… […]

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Tags: College, Education, embarrassing, friends, high school, humor, parking, post-secondary education, school, story, student I.D. card, University